15 Signs You Play Too Much Poker

This was in the Full Contact Poker newsletter, i wanted to share it with you guys, enjoy. According to this, I AM playing too much poker.

1. You start classifying people on your life as "weak-tight" or "loose-passive," even when they've never set foot in a poker room.

2. You use the phrase "bad beat" when lending a sympathetic ear to a friend.

3. The guy on TV didn't win the lottery, he had the "nut ticket."

4. It's been more than 24 hours since the first time you told yourself "Just one more round and then I'll get some sleep."

5. Your two ATM cards and five credit cards have all reached their maximum cash advance for the day.

6. You figure if your family leaves you that will give you more time and money and you can move up to a bigger limit.

7. You have 12 games on your computer, solitaire, minesweeper, and 10 poker games.(that's me...hahaha)

8. Your kids are named Check and Raise.

9. Your bathroom library consists of Card Player and Poker Digest.

10. The only reason you go to your in-law's for Thanksgiving is for the nickel, dime, quarter game after dinner.

11. Or because they live closer to Oceans 11.

12. You are having such a bad day at hold 'em that you decide to take a break...and play Omaha.

13. Your sweetie gets a certain look in her eye and you think it means that she want to go to the cardroom.

14. You have nightmares about your cards changing during the hand.(that happened to me too...weird)

15. You have a poker chip in your pocket right now.